Krill Advocate Gifts

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Orange Bengal Tiger

Get Your Shot

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

The Threat to the Environment

'I say we let the poor thing on the boat. The poor creature has been a performing shark his whole life, he won't survive a day out here in the wild.'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'Just for a change, how about we tickle this one?'

"I'll tell you why we''re become extinct. Because we're solitary creatures, even during the mating season...that's why we're becoming extinct."

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

Welcome to Mars: 'As long as the damn thing can only see 3D I figure we're in the clear!'

'I think you'll like the spotted owl. It tastes like a cross between a bald eagle and a Californian condor.'

When did the songbirds switch to a talk radio format? The squirrel lobby! The squirrel lobby is killing the nation! You said it, Jimbo.

'Well, we saved this attorney...some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Natural History Museum: Tree

Swiss Army Rhino

M is for Mistletoe

'That's discrimination!'

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

'Some of us endangered species are getting together Saturday night for one last fling at the water hole.'

"I'm weaned now, no more milk for me, I now have, you could say, a 'Licence to Krill'..."

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"Times must really be tough."

'I swerved to avoid a squirrel and hit a police car.'