Krill Champion Gifts

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Much ado list"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

"It's been a rainy winter."

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

A man carves a totem pole

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

"I'm weaned now, no more milk for me, I now have, you could say, a 'Licence to Krill'..."

Drug testing for Tour de France.

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

"Here - Orders for chili have to be put into writing."

The First Tattoo

"Ah! It feels so good to check something off my to-do list!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."