Krill Chaser T-Shirts

"I'm weaned now, no more milk for me, I now have, you could say, a 'Licence to Krill'..."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Out To Lurch

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Ornithologist

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Loch Ness Monster

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

The search for Bigfoot has a beakthrough.

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

Ice Fishing

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

this place got five stars for its fresh food

Fox Hunters.

'Best guide I ever had.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Mr. Winter blast returns.