Kooky Golfer Gifts Gifts

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Clock Face Golf Set

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Hole in forty-seven.

The natural selection process in golf.

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Using Science In Fashion Design

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

The 19th hole

Golfing Accident

Golfing Fakir.

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

'Wouldn't you know it? -- I sliced it right into Purgatory!'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

The game requires no great physical strength...

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

Love This Game.

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.