Collecting Golf Accessories Gifts

"Wow. Twistable clubs and a swearing megaphone. Now my golf game has everything."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Zeus's Caddy

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Butterfly Woman

"You have a good lie."

Golfers lost on the road

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Golf

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Where's your other glove?'

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

This club is for members only

Tiger Woods

Apres Golf

Forged signed memorabilia.

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Driving School

Golf Club Yard Sale

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

“It’s my only vice.”

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

Stylish handknit beanie

"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"