Kooky Golfer Gifts Prints

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Clock Face Golf Set

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Hole in forty-seven.

The natural selection process in golf.

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

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"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

The 19th hole

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Golfing Accident

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

Golfing Fakir.

The game requires no great physical strength...

'Wouldn't you know it? -- I sliced it right into Purgatory!'

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

Love This Game.