'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'
Funny Golf Buddy Prints
Decorate their space with humorous golf prints that capture the fun and folly of the game. Great as a gift, these prints bring a playful spirit to any golf enthusiast’s decor.
It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.
Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.
Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire
Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'
'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'
Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.
'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'
"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"
'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'
Hole in forty-seven.
'Wait! Better give me the big one.'
Golf Score Reducer
Golf Hil Divot
'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'
The natural selection process in golf.
Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)
"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"
"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."
Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.
"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."
'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'
Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer
'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'
'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'
'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'
'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'
'I'll be with you in a minute.'
Meditating on a 4th for golf!
For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.
"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"
TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO
Mulligan's first mulligan.
'My nurse is off sick today, so my caddy is filling in.'
'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'
Funny Golf Buddy Prints Collection
Funny Golf Buddy Mugs
Explore our collection of funny golf mugs and find the perfect comedic way to start your buddy’s day.
Funny Golf Buddy Pillows
Browse our funny golf pillows to add a humorous touch to their lounging space or golf retreat.
Funny Golf Buddy T-Shirts
Check out our humorous golf t-shirts, your go-to gift for golfers who love a good laugh on the course or at home.