Knowledge Buff Gifts

'Dear Auntie, thanks for the set of encyclopedias...'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Apples for sale

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Meet the author"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Moses' Tablet

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Before the Internet

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Graduates on their phones