Knowledge Buff Pillows

'Dear Auntie, thanks for the set of encyclopedias...'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Apples for sale

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Meet the author"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Moses' Tablet

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Before the Internet

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'