General Knowledge Buff Pillows

"George, a photoshop user from London, is that your finalfinalfinalfinal answer?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

At the Museum

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day

Flags

"What's a patent?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."