General Knowledge Pillows

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'You're just what I'm looking for...how would you like to come to a pub quiz with me?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Gus suddenly realised that his memory could make him rich

'Name two days of the week beginning with 'T'? Easy, 'Today' and 'Tomorrow'.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'You're starting 'Trivia Night' each Monday? What do you think happens here the other 6 nights of the week?'

TV quiz

'Anybody know the capital of Norway?'

"This is a mine of useless information."

"And your chosen subject?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

"War is hell and so is this soup."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Back to school.

Sigmund Freud.

Before the Internet