Generals Pillows

Add a commanding presence to any room with pillows featuring clever military-themed designs—comfort and wit in one perfect package.

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'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.' mockup

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

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"This looks good."

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General says, 'Gentlemen, no more war. Because of health concerns they've recalled everything that contains lead, like our bullets.'

General says, 'Gentlemen, no more war. Because of health concerns they've recalled everything that contains lead, like our bullets.' mockup

General says, 'Gentlemen, no more war. Because of health concerns they've recalled everything that contains lead, like our bullets.'

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'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.' mockup

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

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'Assured destruction? That sounds VERY reassuring!'

'Assured destruction? That sounds VERY reassuring!' mockup

'Assured destruction? That sounds VERY reassuring!'

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"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?" mockup

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?' mockup

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

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"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897." mockup

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

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'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?' mockup

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

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'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.' mockup

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

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'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.' mockup

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

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"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday." mockup

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

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'I think they're up to something.' mockup

'I think they're up to something.'

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"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction." mockup

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

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A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.' mockup

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

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"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?" mockup

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

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"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink." mockup

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

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"Hack back with all you've got!"

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'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?' mockup

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

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"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt." mockup

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

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'Well, he's always been a hero to me.' mockup

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

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'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.' mockup

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

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'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!' mockup

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

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Top Secret - Destroy before reading. mockup

Generals Pillows Collection

Generals Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and respectful mugs designed for generals and military leaders—perfect for coffee breaks or office decor.

Generals Prints

Browse our impressive art prints celebrating leadership and strategy—an ideal gift to honor and motivate any general or military enthusiast.

Generals T-Shirts

Find witty and proud general-themed t-shirts that showcase leadership with a fun twist—ideal for casual wear or in the field.