Generals Mugs

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"This looks good."

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

General says, 'Gentlemen, no more war. Because of health concerns they've recalled everything that contains lead, like our bullets.'

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

'Assured destruction? That sounds VERY reassuring!'

"I wouldn't sound the alarm yet, sir. The enemy is still about four days march away."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Oooops!

"Ahh, shade."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals