Green General Mugs

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Just Stop Boil

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Evolution.

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"AI"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.