Green General T-Shirts

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Evolution.

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

There is No Planet C

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!