Future General Mugs

'It's nice, but don't you think you should at least wait until you finish basic training?'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Yearbook

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Good Luck with your finals.

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Anatomy.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."