"That's crap we inherited. That's our crap. We'll let the grandkids sort it out."
Future Guardian Mugs
Start their day with a reminder of their caring spirit. Our future guardian mugs feature uplifting designs that inspire confidence and kindness—perfect for morning coffee or tea.
The End is Near!! So, Thanks for That.
Fridays For Future
"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."
"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."
"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"
Young People Ask, Politicians Answer. . .
"We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children."
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'
"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."
Yearbook
Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...
"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."
A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.
"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."
"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"
Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.
I want to be a politician when I grow up...
Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.
Paw readings
Olympic Climate
"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."
"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"
'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'
'It's Blurred.'
'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'
"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."
"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"
DACA
"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."
'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'
'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'
'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'
Future Guardian Mugs Collection
Future Guardian Pillows
Find cozy pillows that honor caring spirits—perfect for inspiring future guardians every day.
Future Guardian Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate protectors and nurturers—beautiful art to inspire and motivate.
Future Guardian T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts for future guardians—comfortable and inspiring designs that make a statement of care.