Future Ghosts Mugs

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Ghost puddle

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Olympic Climate

Paw readings

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!