Niche Knowledge Buff Pillows

Mastermind - "You've chosen rail ticket conditions 1998-99."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

At the Museum

Apples for sale

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Meet the author"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Moses' Tablet

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

A day at the transgenic races

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

You must be this tall.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"