Niche Knowledge Buff Prints

Mastermind - "You've chosen rail ticket conditions 1998-99."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

At the Museum

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Apples for sale

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Meet the author"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Moses' Tablet

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Graduates on their phones

A day at the transgenic races

You must be this tall.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."