Knit-a-holic T-Shirts

"There, it isn't too long now..."

It took me two weeks to knit but I have to rip it up and start over. I'm dating Mark now.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Happy now?'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Cross-country knitting.

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"Be careful, you don't wanna over-knead it."

Stitch one, pearl one...

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'