Knit-a-holic Prints

"There, it isn't too long now..."

It took me two weeks to knit but I have to rip it up and start over. I'm dating Mark now.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Cross-country knitting.

Stitch one, pearl one...

"Be careful, you don't wanna over-knead it."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'

Watch out for number one.