Bake-a-holic T-Shirts

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

"Be careful, you don't wanna over-knead it."

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cake Friday!

Baking

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Granny with balanced pie chart

'It's all homemade.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Husband bakes a pie

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"A little under done?"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'