Knight In A Tub Gifts

Lady of the bath...

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Loofah Lady

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Beware of the Dragon

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

"All I've got left is smoked."

'Don't underestimate the pot holes...they've saved us from invasion more than once.'

'You killed it, you clean it.'

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"