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Lady of the bath...

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Loofah Lady

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Beware of the Dragon

"One of you go see who's at the door."

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'Don't underestimate the pot holes...they've saved us from invasion more than once.'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Kids, huh?"

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

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