Keys In The Tub Fan Gifts

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Lady of the bath...

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Essential work against Coronavirus

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

Heroes

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

The Mosskeytoe.

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

Circus News

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'Ah... you'll be wanting the King si...er...Queen size.'

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

'I can't find my keys!'