Key Finder Gifts

"I can't find the key. . ."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Have you lost your keys again?"

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

'Curiosity'

The Mosskeytoe.

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

'What luck!'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

Key at the centre of a maze.

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

In jail dreaming of a key/release

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."