Key-finding Champion Gifts

'Now where did I leave the spare key?'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

What Does God Know?

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Anything for me?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

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A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

'Keep hiding guys, Bo Peep is still looking for us...'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

'That's what I wanted to ask you about.'

"No. I can still see you."

A woman's work is never done.

"Oh no! Did you leave the People Magazine crossword puzzle where the fish could see it?!"

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

A Crossword puzzle.

"I'm still looking, sir."

Lady holding ballot paper tries to find voting booth.

"I can't find the camouflage books."

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

'Can you ask him to behave please? Last time I babysat, he basically disappeared when it was bedtime...'

'I'm going to rule for the plaintiff's desertion charge and reject your client's assertion that he's really good at playing hide and seek.'

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

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