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'Now where did I leave the spare key?'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Anything for me?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

'Keep hiding guys, Bo Peep is still looking for us...'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

'That's what I wanted to ask you about.'

"No. I can still see you."

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

A woman's work is never done.

Lady holding ballot paper tries to find voting booth.

A Crossword puzzle.

"I'm still looking, sir."

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

"I can't find the camouflage books."

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

'I'm going to rule for the plaintiff's desertion charge and reject your client's assertion that he's really good at playing hide and seek.'

'Can you ask him to behave please? Last time I babysat, he basically disappeared when it was bedtime...'

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

"I don't lift weights. I got this way because I wipe down the equipment really, really hard."

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