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'That's what I wanted to ask you about.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Brainstorm in progress.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

Early Tech Support

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Never marry an engineer."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

= too complex

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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Business Confusion

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.