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"The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that converts hindsite into foresight."

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

Kitchen Chimney

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"It's got great memory, but no common sense."

"We need a miracle. Who runs that department?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Brainstorm in progress.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

Early Tech Support

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Never marry an engineer."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

Business Confusion

Umbrella Roof