Key Finder Expert T-Shirts

'I'll put a report out. We find though that when keys go missing, usually they're in the most obvious spot.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Hey—no cheating!"

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

The Mosskeytoe.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Key at the centre of a maze.

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'