Key Finder Expert T-Shirts

'I'll put a report out. We find though that when keys go missing, usually they're in the most obvious spot.'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Hey—no cheating!"

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

The Mosskeytoe.

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'I can't find my key.'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"