Key Finders Gifts

'What do you mean you've lost the key?'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

The Mosskeytoe.

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

'What luck!'

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

Snowman has carrot on stick for motivation.

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

Key at the centre of a maze.

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

In jail dreaming of a key/release

"Yo! - try to stay focused."