Key Finder Prints

"I can't find the key. . ."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Have you lost your keys again?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

'Curiosity'

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

The Mosskeytoe.

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

'What luck!'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.