Keys In The Tub Fan Mugs

Lady of the bath...

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Essential work against Coronavirus

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

The Mosskeytoe.

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

Heroes

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'I can't find my key.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

Circus News

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

'Ah... you'll be wanting the King si...er...Queen size.'

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"