Car Key Misplacer Mugs

'I can't find my keys!'

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

'Where's my glove?'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Hey—no cheating!"

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

The Mosskeytoe.

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'I can't find my key.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'