Car Key Detective Mugs

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

The Mosskeytoe.

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'I can't find my key.'

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

'I can't find my keys!'

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'It's flooded.'