Key Cutter Mugs

'Excuse me, I've been waiting seven hours now.'

"Mum, what makes a key maker good at repairing shoes?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Thank you

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Essential work against Coronavirus

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Keyboard player

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

"Hey—no cheating!"

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

Heroes

Time-Off Coupons

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

The Mosskeytoe.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Thank you healthcare heroes

'Curiosity'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

Coronavirus Warriors