Key Forgetter Mugs

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

"I forgot my phone."

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

The Tour de Pants.

"Y'know Bruce, you can just click on the 'Forgot Password' button, right?"

Forgot your password?

"Forgot my keys."

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

"This locksmith bill is outrageous. People, please—when you lock 'em up, don’t throw away the key.”

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'

"I can't find the key. . ."