Phone Forgetter Mugs

"I forgot my phone."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'Can he get back to you - he's couch-surfing at the moment.'

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

Three Unwise Men

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

Right now, he's in his man cave.'

Hypnotist: Stop Smoking/ Lose Weight/ Recover Forgotten Passwords.

'Well, it's a LITTLE frustrating...no one pays any attention to the fire drills!'

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

"I'll say it was good. There were times I even stopped looking at my phone."

'Anyway, I won't forget her Birthday next year, Fred.'

"I'm looking for a phone with an app that will locate my current phone that I can't find."

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'

"Please turn off all mobiles."