Phone Forgetter Prints

"I forgot my phone."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'Can he get back to you - he's couch-surfing at the moment.'

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

"Y'know Bruce, you can just click on the 'Forgot Password' button, right?"

'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'

Three Unwise Men

Forgot your password?

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

Right now, he's in his man cave.'

'Well, it's a LITTLE frustrating...no one pays any attention to the fire drills!'

Hypnotist: Stop Smoking/ Lose Weight/ Recover Forgotten Passwords.

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

"I'll say it was good. There were times I even stopped looking at my phone."

'Anyway, I won't forget her Birthday next year, Fred.'

If that's for me, I'm not here. And even if it's not for me, I still wish I weren't here. Ring.

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'

"I'm looking for a phone with an app that will locate my current phone that I can't find."