Key Cutter Gifts

'Excuse me, I've been waiting seven hours now.'

"Mum, what makes a key maker good at repairing shoes?"

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Thank you

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Essential work against Coronavirus

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Keyboard player

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

"Hey—no cheating!"

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

Thank you healthcare heroes

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

Time-Off Coupons

The Mosskeytoe.

'Curiosity'

Heroes

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'I can't find my key.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

Coronavirus Warriors