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Man Uses Velvet Rope As Rubber Band

Cord cutter

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Menace.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Defensive Lineman

Time-Off Coupons

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

Yellow Pencil

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

The Evolution of fish

This Green and Pleasant Landfill.

The Sequels

"We'll swop at half time."

The kids watch too many stupid shows. I agree. So let's pull the plug! Which one?

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

"I'm a societal mutation."

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

Do you validate? What? No, there's not parking lot. It's just street parking and that's free. I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8a.m. I'm not following. It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me. Get out.

Walketh Not on Grass Thou Sluggard.

'I suppose that you say that cutting up your credit cards is 'the un-kindest out of all' - I call it 'plastic surgery'.'

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

"When will you be back at the bank?"

Long queue.

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