Line Cutter Prints

Man Uses Velvet Rope As Rubber Band

Cord cutter

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Time-Off Coupons

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Defensive Lineman

Menace.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

Yellow Pencil

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

The Evolution of fish

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

This Green and Pleasant Landfill.

The Sequels

"We'll swop at half time."

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"I'm a societal mutation."

'I suppose that you say that cutting up your credit cards is 'the un-kindest out of all' - I call it 'plastic surgery'.'

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

"When will you be back at the bank?"

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

Walketh Not on Grass Thou Sluggard.

Long queue.

'Excuse me, I've been waiting seven hours now.'

Please take a number if it'll make you feel any better.