Line Hater Prints

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Man burning his tie.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Look, you guys call here all the time and we keep telling you - we don't tale telemarketing calls! If you call one more time, I..."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

Confucius say: shut up.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

Stand in the Q.

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

'Sorry, there are more than eight frozen peas in here.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Can't wait to get out of these heels and into my bunny slippers.

"When will you be back at the bank?"

Long queue.

Man Uses Velvet Rope As Rubber Band