Line Worker Prints

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

Deaths from Coronavirus

Dancing Doctor

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Motivation to work

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Off Duty.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'A word in my office Jones.'

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'I can assure you we take privacy concerns very seriously. Now, on your way out, shut the bloody door.'

Time Clock

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."