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Man Uses Velvet Rope As Rubber Band

Cord cutter

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Time-Off Coupons

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Defensive Lineman

Menace.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

Yellow Pencil

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

The Evolution of fish

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

This Green and Pleasant Landfill.

The Sequels

"We'll swop at half time."

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"I'm a societal mutation."

'I suppose that you say that cutting up your credit cards is 'the un-kindest out of all' - I call it 'plastic surgery'.'

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

"When will you be back at the bank?"

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

Walketh Not on Grass Thou Sluggard.

Long queue.

'Excuse me, I've been waiting seven hours now.'

Please take a number if it'll make you feel any better.