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Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The First Commuters

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Thanks TSA

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

Beach Bouncer

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Young against old

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

Supermarket traffic lights.

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2.

A long wait

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'

Domino Toppling Championship

Wimbledon Queue.