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Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The First Commuters

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Thanks TSA

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Beach Bouncer

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

Young against old

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

Supermarket traffic lights.

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2.

A long wait

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

Domino Toppling Championship

"Wish me luck, I'm off to the shops to join the socially distanced queues..."

Wimbledon Queue.

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'