Bookworm In The Tub Gifts

"Listen, George, it’s called ‘me time.’ Get used to it."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Home Sweet Home

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Jorge Luis Borges

In my day, they didn

Thomas Keneally

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

Books 'n' Carrots

William Wordsworth

We never fly anywhere anymore.

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Geoffrey Chaucer

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

Agatha Christie

The Raven - The Study at Night

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'

Campus Library. How was your Russian poetry class? Rhyme and punishment.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

#NationalPoetryDay

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'